Caroline Tigeress (nwzw) wrote,
Caroline Tigeress
nwzw

  • Mood:

Pure Zombie Goodness

Okay so...

 

The kitten has been bugging me with her favourite ten year old joke as of late...

 

“What do Vegan Zombies say?” Graiiins.... Graiiiiins...

 

You get the idea.

 

Now at a certain point in my little schizoid mentality, I was a fluff girl for a pretty damned good tourney scrabble player. She'd warm up on me and then go kick literature butt. Part of my training with her is to look at words, and see iterations. So of course, my mind went into overdrive last night and um, well this just isn't pretty, according to the kitten...

 

What does the construction worker zombie say? Cranes.... Cranes...

 

What does the plumber zombie say? Drains... Drains...

 

What does the Art Student Zombie Say? Frames... Frames...

 

What does the Masochistic Zombie say? PAIIIN... PAIIINE... (could also be the glasier zombie, I suppose). Such a zombie might also say Maiim... Maiiiim...

 

What does the messy Zombie Say? STAAAIN... STAAAins....

 

What does the Engineer Zombie Say? TRAAAAINS.... TRAAAAIIIINS...

 

What does the tropical storm zombie say? RAAAINS.... RAAAIIIIINS...

 

What does the x-box fanatic zombie say? Games.... gaaaiiimes...

 

What does the Kinko's Employee (albiet, not necessarily needing to be a Zombie to work for kinko's, but it doth help). Saaaame... Saaammme... (may also be applied to McCain voters)

 

What does the Lesbian Zombie Say? DAMES... DAYYYMES...

 

What does the Bondage Zombie Say? CHAINS... CHAAAIIINS...

 

What does the Contrite Zombie say? SHAAAAME... SHAAAAAAme...

 

What does the Zombie who's tired of all these jokes say? Lame... Laaaaame...

Tags: brains, grains, trains, zombie, zombie literature
Subscribe

  • Post a new comment

    Error

    default userpic

    Your IP address will be recorded 

    When you submit the form an invisible reCAPTCHA check will be performed.
    You must follow the Privacy Policy and Google Terms of use.
  • 2 comments